Kartrashian My K-Trashian

The annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is a cultural institution in the infidel West… So what better way to illustrate the sharp decline of Western civilization through the years than to view the covers of every SI Swimsuit Issue (presented in chronological order below).

1955 – Betty di Bugnano

1957 – Countess Consuelo Crespi

1964 – Babette March

1965 – Sue Peterson

1966 – Sunny Bippus

1967 – Lynn Tindall

1968 – Turia Mau

1969 – Jamee Becker

1970 – Cheryl Tiegs

1971 – Tannia Rubiano

1972 – Sheila Roscoe

1973 – Dayle Haddon

1974 – Ann Simonton

1975 – Cheryl Tiegs

1976 – Yvette & Yvonne Sylander

1977 – Lena Hansbod

1978 – Maria Joao

1979 – Christie Brinkley

1980 – Christie Brinkley

1981 – Christie Brinkley

1982 – Carol Alt

1983 – Cheryl Tiegs

1984 – Paulina Porizkova

1985 – Paulina Porizkova

1986 – Elle Macpherson

1987 – Elle Macpherson

1988 – Elle Macpherson

1989 – Kathy Ireland

1990 – Judit Masco

1991 – Ashley Montana

1992 – Kathy Ireland

1993 – Vendela Kirsebom

1994 – Kathy Ireland, Elle Macpherson & Rachel Hunter

1995 – Daniela Pestova

1996 – Valeria Mazza & Tyra Banks

1997 – Tyra Banks

1998 – Heidi Klum

1999 – Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

2000 – Daniela Pestova

2001 – Elsa Benitez

2002 – Yamila Diaz-Rahi

2003 – Petra Nemcova

2004 – Veronica Varekova

2005 – Carolyn Murphy

2006 – Veronica Varekova, Elle Macpherson, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Rachel Hunter, Daniela Pestova, Elsa Benitez, Carolyn Murphy & Yamila Diaz-Rahi

2007 – Beyonce Knowles

2008 – Marisa Miller

2009 – Bar Refaeli

2010 – Brooklyn Decker

2011 – Irina Shayk

2012 – Kate Upton

2013 – Kate Upton

2014 – Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge, & Chrissy Teigen

2015 – Hannah Davis

2016 – Ronda Rousey

2016 – Hailey Clauson

2016 – Ashley Graham

2017 – Kate Upton

2017 – Kate Upton

2017 – Kate Upton

2018 – Danielle Herrington

2019 – Tyra Banks

2019 – Camille Kostek

2019 – Alex Morgan

2020 – Kate Bock, Jasmine Sanders, & Olivia Culpo

2020 – Olivia Culpo

2020 – Jasmine Sanders

2020 – Kate Bock

As you can what started out as almost tolerable in 1955 quickly descended into sickeningly sinful swimsuit sluttery, which only got worse and worse through the years. Truly these Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues mirror the degenerate descent of the kuffars’ culture.